Tell me you’re a caddie without actually telling me you’re a caddie…
By Taft Gantt · May 19, 2021
Caddying is a unique job.
Whether you’re carrying the bag of a professional or someone who just picked up the sport, all caddies have similar experiences to the obscurities that each day brings.
We asked the TCN Twitter fanbase to respond to the following poll: “Tell me you’re a caddie without actually telling me you’re a caddie.”
Here are our 25 favorite responses.
25.
“We” made 4 birdies coming in and then “he” doubled the last🧐😐 https://t.co/JytKdqaUSu
— ted scott (@jtedscott) May 12, 2021
24. “Can you believe where they have us parked this week?” — @cameronpercy1
23. “When I play with my buddies I clean their ball and they ask me every shot, ‘you think this is enough?’ I’m like, ‘bro, I’m off this week!’” — @Mvillegas03
22. “Did anyone mark the blank heads?” — @AaronFlener
21.
Next poll. https://t.co/jc66OlKvLP pic.twitter.com/g4oqcPwk9Q
— Kip Henley Blue Check Mark ☮️ (@KipHenley) May 11, 2021
20. “Is there anything you want to take out of this tweet, lighten it up a bit?” — @LoopersProShop
19. “150 pin. 142 cover.” — @GottaAskKay
18. “That didn’t break!! I said inside left, so why didn’t it go in then???” — @DrewStyles2
17. “Pass me my rain jacket, I’m headed to the caddie lounge…” — @StephenRoche100
16.
Easy…. pic.twitter.com/XvvzgnYWCP
— Mike Postorino (@MikePostorino) May 11, 2021
15. “‘Would someone please just write the front numbers? This isn’t a secret code.’” — @Cheisey3317
14. “You don’t get a yardage for the second shot on a par 3.” — @DaPro63
13. “I gotta pay 50 cents for a Coke because Lou has been losing at the track lately.” — @Club_ZRock
12. “Take it up high where Momma hides the cookies.” — @DennisTech1
11. “Swamp ass and wet feet are my two biggest problems.” — @OcStagger
10. “Hey, you know, how ‘bout something for the effort.” — @krabman23
9. “Player: ‘Do you have change?’ Me: ‘Yes, for $200.’” — @brendantakacs
8.
— Keith (@Real_KeithEvans) May 11, 2021
7. “I have chaffing on my nipples that isn’t from breastfeeding.” — @caddietales
6. “‘How are those Hoka’s? Comfortable?’” — @BenHulka
5. “Did someone say free hot dogs?” — @ga_pike
4. “Peanut butter crackers, banana, and a Gatorade at the turn… all consumed within two minutes.” — @Gus_Op
3. “Must’ve caught a gust.” — @bambisaboysname
2. “137 yards out. Here’s your 6 iron.” — @yabboyabbo
1. “‘I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while.’ ~CarlSpackler” — @JudgeSmailsGolf
“How much out the window?”
“Love it.”
“The tenth tee shot is an architectural masterpiece, you won’t believe the approach shot.”
“One eight four front two o two pin quartering off the left I need you to step on the five or smooth the four”
“Yeah I triplexed last time better give me the hollow tine”
“Lemon was awesome”
“Don Leafstrand is my hero”
You got the pin sheet for the day?